It is amazing what some women would do to "beautify" their breasts. Of course we all know about the famous implantations of silicones into the breasts by surgical means. I have not researched who was the brillliant doctor who came up with this bright idea in the first place. I have also heard of using hormones to enlarge the breasts. Apparently some women feel more confident and beautiful with huge breasts. I wonder why.
A male friend of mine once said to me, "If a woman's breasts are more than a handful, they're probably too much to handle." But don't pay any attention to my friend, because he's a bozo with a very dry sense of humour.
But seriously, do women really look more beautiful or sexy with huge breasts? My personal preference (from a man's point of view) is that an average size will do just fine. But I suppose some men always want more—in terms of size. They are of the opinion that women having breasts like Dolly Parton are perfect.
Well, I beg to differ. I suspect those men are probably thinking along the line of saving some money on buying thick mattresses—there's enough cushion in those breasts. I don't know if they ever thought of the danger of accidentally getting suffocated if they overindulged in those cushions.
Anyway, the Japanese has found yet another purpose for the breasts—or rather the bras that support the breasts. In their endeavour to preserve the environment (which is admirable of them), Japanese women no longer dispose of chopsticks. Instead they tuck them away nicely in their specially-invented bras; thus "lifting" the breasts and "gently accentuate cleavage".
Now Japanese men will have more to worry about the next time they want to get naughty with their women. They must first make sure those chopsticks are already out of the way. Otherwise they may just get their eyes poked and get injured in the process.
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