At approximate 4:30pm today, which was just a little over 20 minutes ago, I made a major, life-altering, breakthrough—I actually registered myself on Facebook! So many people—oh! you have no idea how many people—have been asking me for my Facebook name all the time, and I have come to a stage where I would feel a bit embarrassed for not having a Facebook account! I mean, people would actually give you that look, if you know what I mean, if you don't have a Facebook account, as if they're saying, "Which planet are you from?"
And so, today, I am making this earth-shattering announcement that I am on Facebook too! So go ahead, y'all, ask me if I'm on Facebook!
I've been spending, I think, about 10 minutes on Facebook so far, and I haven't the slightest clue what's the excitement all about. And as of now, I don't even know how to post anything. I'm seeing some familiar names in my so-called homepage, and have spent a bit of time viewing mostly pictures and short messages.
It took me like a million years, but I have finally arrived on Facebook. Wow! I am really on Facebook! And now I think I will spend the next million years to figure out what to do with my Facebook account.