Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Playing Doctor

This poor woman obviously needs help—desperately!

If I were a doctor, I would prescribe the maximum legal dose of Xanax (Alprazolam) for a week, with a possible further combination with other sedatives of similar strength if the symptoms still persist after that duration. Alprazolam is a tranquilizer used in the treatment of symptoms of anxiety or the treatment of anxiety disorders.

But of course I am not a doctor. I'm just saying, if I were a doctor, that's probably what I'd do to help this woman. But since I'm not a doctor, don't try this solution, ya hear?


Anonymous said...

There is nothing wrong with the woman. What would she need those drugs for? You are not helping her at all!

Cornelius said...

Calm down, my friend, please don't get too overly excited.

I never said there is anything wrong with that woman; I never said that those drugs are for her. Those drugs are prescribed to subdue her husband, and that would hopefully help to give her a break. Get it? Now, isn't that an ingenious way to help her?