Saturday, October 30, 2010

[Fictional] Election Pledge


"Thank you very much to you all for coming to this gathering today. My name is Ansari Abdullah, and I am representing Parti Keadilan Rakyat (PKR) in the coming by-election to be held next week.

I am sad to note that the BN Government had failed to deliver on their promises made to the people of Batu Sapi during the last general election. Hence, I stand before you here today to offer my services to you all; to bring developments into Batu Sapi, improve the economic situation for the local folks, more infrastructure, create job opportunities...

But above all of those, if I were voted into office, god dammit, the first thing on my agenda is to do my best to fight for allocations to refurbish all the jetties and wooden bridges in Batu Sapi..."


—MP wannabe: Ansari Abdullah


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