“I will massage him when he starts to talk about younger women. This will dissuade him from thinking about them”
The famous 108-year-old woman, Wook Kundor—not kendur, mind you!—explaining to the press [The Star] how she's been keeping her husband, who's some 70 years younger than her, faithful!
No, I have no idea if her husband is blind or not—but there is no mention about his eyesight in the news article.
The massage usually takes up to an hour. Quite a bloody long massage—that! It was the same massage that she used to keep all her previous 22 husbands remain true to her until their death. Twenty-two freakin' husbands before this! I bet even Elizabeth Taylor would be impressed!
Now I'm thinking if too much massage can actually kill; I wonder if her previous twenty-two husbands died in the blaze of excitement during the blissful massage! If that is so, then at least some people died happy?
Please excuse my rampant use of the exclamation marks. I just can't control it...