Thursday, June 24, 2010

Recommendation For Eric

Normal human sperm cells as seen through a microscope, enlarged by a few million times. Notice the huge heads and long tails. The latter are used for swimming through a thick viscous medium all the way to the egg. The journey has been likened to swimming across the Pacific Ocean in a thick sugary water!

And these are my own perception of how Eric's sperm cells look like. I have not been able to get a sample of the real thing though—not that I'm really keen to get it.

Eric, my friend, if you are reading this, let me remind you that you are over 30 years of age. Go find a girlfriend or a wife. You desperately need to get laid soon, man!