Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Tight Shorts


Photo from StrangeCosmos.com

Teo, if you're reading this, I'm not saying that I will take up your challenge and join a triathlon one of these days. But if ever I can summon enough courage to do so, I swear to God I won't be putting on one of these tight shorts, even if I don't have such a big problem to deal with.


12 comments:

Claire said...

Is this photo real or doctored?? :O

Cornelius said...

Ah! Do I detect some sort of disbelief in that question, Claire?

Well, to be quite honest, my dear Claire, I can't tell if the photo is real or not. I'm no expert in this matter. Looks real to me though.

And yes, some parts of the male body can be this embarrassing, if that's what you're really asking.

MUAHAHAHA!

Now why don't you tell uncle Cornelius why exactly did you ask that question, hmmmm?

Claire said...

Hahaha!! Well if this photo is true... then looks to me like joining a triathlon has the same effect as Viagra!

Cornelius said...

Dunno... I guess there is only one way to find out for sure. I will need to join the triathlon and take viagra. That way I can make the comparison.

But then again, Claire dear, there are many other possible contributing factors which could've resulted in what you're seeing here. For example, we don't know the kind of outfit the cameraman (camera-woman?) had on when he/she took this photo? Sometimes you need to use a bit of imagination. HAHAHA!

Now go back to work!

Moon said...

Yer...it's so gross!! I dont find it funny but rather...disgusting! I think this photo is doctored lar. If not...I really wonder what are they concentrating on during the competition???

teo said...

Haha...thats the reason you sms me just now....Hey, I wear tights in the marathon and swimming competition but minus the bloody ****** thing.

And by the way, the four winners wearing tights are not triathlon athletes, they might be in a diff kind of competition...the "Longest Combined Gay-Team Dick Competition hahaha

Cornelius said...

Aiyah, Mui-mui, why disgusting oh? It's just the same as any other organ in the body mah.

Doctored or not, it is possible that it's true also. For your info, mui-mui, this is one organ which men can't control all the time. Sometimes we see things in our surroundings and then it reacts on its own - not because we want it to! And some men will tell you that it can be very embarrassing too. It's a natural reaction, not because we are perverts! Don't lah say we are disgusting.

Cornelius said...

Dunno, teo. Just that I was watching a triathlon documentary recently, and I noticed that many of the competitors wore the same kind of tights.

Ah! so you wear tights for swimming too? What, trying to be like Phelps kah?

delurk said...

Fake

Cornelius said...

It probably is, delurk. If it isn't, it must be the first pose of its kind! hehehe.

peter said...

Just wandering...

For those questioning the authenticity of the photo:

You doubt it because it could not be that huge!! or

You doubt it because it's very unlikely to get it that huge when posing for the camera with your winning medals!! Haha

To Corny (on the second comment posted):
".. some parts of the male body can this embarrassing..."

Well, if I could have that size, I will be too proud to be embarrassed!! LOL.

And BTW, the outfit is not for triathlon. I guess it is more likely a rowing or kayaking outfit.

Cornelius said...

peter,

I think it's more like the second reason. It's not likely to get an erection in that situation. I don't think it has anything to do with the size!

Regarding the embarrassment, I think you misunderstood me. I know many men would be proud of that size (though I really don't know why). But the embarrassment is more on where and when you get to show off your equipment. If the occasion is not right, it is just weird. People will look at you and say something like: What's going on in his mind? How can he be sexually aroused at a time like this? What a purvert! That's the embarrassing part!